forget Paris

Oh someone please help me. You know how annoying it is to have a song stuck in your head, playing on repeat? Well, imagine if the song just happens to be Paris Hilton's new single, "Stars are Blind." Now you understand my predicament.

I don't really know why I woke up with that song in my head. Nor do I know why it's still playing in my head, seeing as that I woke up 5 hours ago. And those of you who know me know that I am a huge lyrics person when it comes to songs and this song just doesn't cut it. When I hear Paris sing the line, "I'm perfect for you," it makes me want to hurl. I hate that girl. Not like I need another reason to hate her, but I just found out that she's a Republican. Ugh.

If this song becomes a hit (because lord knows those little kiddies are gonna eat this up), I'm going to be forced to listen to this Gwen Stefani wannabe all summer. Heaven help us.