weirdest consequence of the patriot act EVER
Jesse went to last night’s Nationals game (by the way, it figures that the one game I decide not to go to is the one game they happen to win) and had an interesting conversation with one of the concession stand employees.
It went a little something like this:
Jesse ordered a bottle of water. Concession stand employee (CSE) takes the payment and then gives Jesse the bottle. Jesse pauses.
Jesse: Um, aren’t you supposed to take the bottle cap off?
CSE: Oh. Oh yeah.
CSE takes the bottle back and removes cap.
Jesse: Hey, why do you take the bottle caps anyway?
CSE (with a straight face): Man, it’s because of the Patriot Act. You see, people make missiles and bombs with these things.
Jesse (confused): Huh. Ok.
Later, after Jesse tells me his story I tell him that I’m pretty sure they take the caps off of bottles at sporting events because throwing a bottle full of liquid at someone would hurt way more than throwing an empty plastic bottle at someone.
But what do I know? It's not like I'm some undercover employee for DHS working a night job at Nationals Stadium.













































